Alright, there are several things wrong with the following link (brace yourself!):
1) It is about Joe Francis, written by Joe Francis
2) It is TEN pages long
3) No mention of his tax evasion charges (ok, I will admit it, I did not read the whole thing but on a quick skim, it looked like there was no mention...)
4) I liked the movie "Meet Joe Black" (how cute is Claire Forlani!) and am a little offended that Joe Francis uses this phrase for his own devices. I am sure I will get over it eventually though... not yet...nope, still not over it... anyway....